Same as it ever was…
By PlanetRoz at 29 July, 2010, 10:06 am
Shut it – I know it’s been too long since I’ve blogged. I’ve been what we call in the “arts” world…uninspired. Yes, I just called blogging an “art”. Suck it.
Every career advice columnist says the same thing, “Be careful of what you put online because prospective employers will see it. Don’t talk about how crazy [...]
Cracked Like an Egg
By PlanetRoz at 1 May, 2010, 7:11 pm
Look. I know what I said last year after the injustice that is now known as the “Adam Lambert Rip Off Project”. Clearly I am not a woman of my word. Sorry.
In my defense, I still HATE this stupid show and everyone involved in it, but it’s like an effing car wreck!! I can’t NOT [...]
Peer Pressure
By PlanetRoz at 10 February, 2010, 2:27 pm
Very quickly:
Someone who shall remain nameless keeps trying to get me to watch American Idol, and I’m telling y’all: it WON’T happen! I don’t care that Ellen is on! I don’t care that some kid is singing for her gram with Alzheimers(don’t you simultaneously love AND hate it when people actually call it “Oldtimers”???)! I [...]
Chicken-less Soup for the Snow Shoveler’s Soul
By PlanetRoz at 8 February, 2010, 5:48 pm
What gives, Roz?
Well, I’ll tell you! The Gab and I spent the better part of 4 hours shoveling our stupid, 1/2 a football field, Roy Rogers driveway yesterday, and do you know what Big Edie/Starr made for us???? Chicken soup with NO chicken and a zucchini fritatta!! Hello! We just did the job of 3 [...]
Leave a Message at the Beep…
By PlanetRoz at 9 December, 2009, 3:14 pm
The following is the transcript of 2 voice mail messages that I had waiting for me on my work phone this morning:
CALL #1
Nobody can love you like God loves you, but if you was to give me a chance, I surely like to try. Perhaps you have a change of heart if you knew who [...]
Much like that sage, Dave Matthews, I have so much to say…
By PlanetRoz at 1 December, 2009, 5:57 pm
Guys(Ha! At first I typed “goys” as though I were Jewish and writing to my Christian male readers!),
God, I’m already off to a chaotic start.
Let’s begin again…
Hey Guys!
What’s up?
I left a 1/2 cup of green tea on my desk last Wed. when I left for Thanksgiving break, and now it is reeking! Of course, I’ve [...]
Pervasive Blasphemist speaking, can I help you?
By PlanetRoz at 7 November, 2009, 7:14 pm
Hey y’all-
I know you were thinking that I retired from blogging, but not so. I’ve just been….moody. Anyhoot, I’m back!
A LOT of shit’s been going on: you all know the Champagne Supernova died, and that was sad. Incidentally, it almost killed the triple A guy who came to look at it. Well, the CSN didn’t [...]
Celebrating Columbus Day?
By PlanetRoz at 12 October, 2009, 10:06 am
Happy Columbus Day, y’all! I wanted to repost that High-larious Bugs Bunny video of Bugs & Chris Columbus, but I’ll be damned if I can find it anywhere on this place called the “web”!
Oh well….
I read in the paper that an elementary school in McDonald, PA “celebrated” Columbus Day by having a mock trial and [...]
R.I.P. Champagne Supernova
By PlanetRoz at 4 October, 2009, 1:55 pm
I think it’s over. The literal free ride. I was binge-shopping at Target today(I needed Draino & fabric softener and came home with a new pair of adorable red flats, a Rolling Stones t-shirt, the new Dead Weather cd and a cordless drill) then headed to the Kennedy Giant Eagle. On my way from Robinson [...]
Read More >>Why I Would Be a Lousy Parent…
By PlanetRoz at 28 September, 2009, 11:38 am
Because I’m not sure what I’d rather have: a kid who was addicted to crack or a kid who was addicted to Christ.
I lean more towards crack.
Exhibit A for my decision:
Jesus Camp
luv,
roz
(and her barren uterus)
