Peer Pressure
By PlanetRoz at 10 February, 2010, 2:27 pm
Very quickly:
Someone who shall remain nameless keeps trying to get me to watch American Idol, and I’m telling y’all: it WON’T happen! I don’t care that Ellen is on! I don’t care that some kid is singing for her gram with Alzheimers(don’t you simultaneously love AND hate it when people actually call it “Oldtimers”???)! I [...]
Chicken-less Soup for the Snow Shoveler’s Soul
By PlanetRoz at 8 February, 2010, 5:48 pm
What gives, Roz?
Well, I’ll tell you! The Gab and I spent the better part of 4 hours shoveling our stupid, 1/2 a football field, Roy Rogers driveway yesterday, and do you know what Big Edie/Starr made for us???? Chicken soup with NO chicken and a zucchini fritatta!! Hello! We just did the job of 3 [...]
Leave a Message at the Beep…
By PlanetRoz at 9 December, 2009, 3:14 pm
The following is the transcript of 2 voice mail messages that I had waiting for me on my work phone this morning:
CALL #1
Nobody can love you like God loves you, but if you was to give me a chance, I surely like to try. Perhaps you have a change of heart if you knew who [...]
Much like that sage, Dave Matthews, I have so much to say…
By PlanetRoz at 1 December, 2009, 5:57 pm
Guys(Ha! At first I typed “goys” as though I were Jewish and writing to my Christian male readers!),
God, I’m already off to a chaotic start.
Let’s begin again…
Hey Guys!
What’s up?
I left a 1/2 cup of green tea on my desk last Wed. when I left for Thanksgiving break, and now it is reeking! Of course, I’ve [...]
Pervasive Blasphemist speaking, can I help you?
By PlanetRoz at 7 November, 2009, 7:14 pm
Hey y’all-
I know you were thinking that I retired from blogging, but not so. I’ve just been….moody. Anyhoot, I’m back!
A LOT of shit’s been going on: you all know the Champagne Supernova died, and that was sad. Incidentally, it almost killed the triple A guy who came to look at it. Well, the CSN didn’t [...]
Celebrating Columbus Day?
By PlanetRoz at 12 October, 2009, 10:06 am
Happy Columbus Day, y’all! I wanted to repost that High-larious Bugs Bunny video of Bugs & Chris Columbus, but I’ll be damned if I can find it anywhere on this place called the “web”!
Oh well….
I read in the paper that an elementary school in McDonald, PA “celebrated” Columbus Day by having a mock trial and [...]
R.I.P. Champagne Supernova
By PlanetRoz at 4 October, 2009, 1:55 pm
I think it’s over. The literal free ride. I was binge-shopping at Target today(I needed Draino & fabric softener and came home with a new pair of adorable red flats, a Rolling Stones t-shirt, the new Dead Weather cd and a cordless drill) then headed to the Kennedy Giant Eagle. On my way from Robinson [...]
Read More >>Why I Would Be a Lousy Parent…
By PlanetRoz at 28 September, 2009, 11:38 am
Because I’m not sure what I’d rather have: a kid who was addicted to crack or a kid who was addicted to Christ.
I lean more towards crack.
Exhibit A for my decision:
Jesus Camp
luv,
roz
(and her barren uterus)
$20 to entertain you dummies (no offense)
By PlanetRoz at 22 September, 2009, 8:41 pm
So, I renewed my blog for another 2 years, paid Neal my money(because he threatened bodily harm & he’s really scary)(like, biker-drunk-on-Mad Dog-scary) and now I can’t think of anything to tell you people! What is UP with that?
I don’t know either, but as Pep would say: it’s…bullshit.
*sigh*
So what’s up?
Hey! D’jew guys hear that there’s [...]
What’s the common theme?
By PlanetRoz at 28 August, 2009, 12:36 pm
I used to say about anyone that had large-sized teeth that they had “Osmond” teeth, or sometimes, I would just totally generalize and say they had “Mormon” teeth, but I just realized, what with all this Dead Kennedy(shout outs to Jello Biafra!) coverage that the Kennedy’s also have those large teeth, and they’re not Mormons…what [...]
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